Yes, lube. Exactly what you’re thinking except it’s cannabis lube. Stop ending your nights high and dry ladies.

Thanks to the pot pleasure company, you can now get lubed up using an exotic formula made from coconut and cannabis oils. Apparently, this product really can get you ladies pretty fucking high — the membranes in and around your vagina are very absorbent, so the THC in the oil is pretty much guaranteed to work its way into your blood stream.

Foria is known for embracing the idea of cannabis as an aphrodisiac so this is a sure to give you a sexual experience that will either enhance sex or make your crave the fourth meal at Taco Bell.

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If you’re looking to get in on some of this sexy marijuana lube goodness, you might be out of luck though. The products are only offered in California to people with a Doctor’s recommendation. If you are one of the lucky few with a prescription for cannabis lube, a full size bottle will cost you about $88. Might be worth it since some of the testimonials on their website claim that the product allowed for multiple orgasms within 15 minutes, maybe that’s not such a high price to pay?

So, why did this company think to market cannabis lube? They say it’s a way of treating female sexual problems. Their website describes it as a ”therapeutic sensual enhancement oil designed for female pleasure.” We all know that there are more than enough products designed to treat male sexual dysfunction — including penis pumps that are sponsored by Medicare. Yes, health insurance covers that. — when it comes to sexual dysfunction in women, there aren’t any drugs available.

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The most recommended treatments for female sexual dysfunction include things like ”try counseling” and ”pursue a healthy lifestyle.” Next time a guy goes to the doctor wanting some little fucking blue pill, I think they should tell him to try counseling instead. Males need it more.
If this new cannabis lube really does have the therapeutic benefits it claims to have, this could be huge.

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We also know that all reactions to marijuana ingestion vary– and there aren’t any FDA studies on taking products like these vaginally — so use with some caution. If you don’t already smoke or ingest marijuana, cannabis lube probably shouldn’t be your first try in getting high. Just a suggestion though.

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