Because good things come to those who wait procrastinate, here’s another list of April Fools’ Day Pranks.

April Fools Day Pranks

It’s April 1st, the sun is shining and there’s a giant asteroid hurtling towards Earth. APRIL FOOLS’, YA FOOLS! That was pretty terrible, but not as terrible as my first attempt at an April Fools’ Day prank as executed this morning: “Psst… I’m pregnant!” Oof. Wasn’t exactly well received.

For the gullible, today would be a good day to avoid the Internet (and other people…maybe give up and go back to bed?). If you must go online — and/or outside — proceed with caution and know that when you see or read something absurd, it’s probably just another April Fools’ Day prank. Don’t become an April Fools’ statistic. Finish browsing in its entirety and then navigate on over to this list of the Best April Fools’ Pranks of 2014 (thus far). Or don’t, and find yourself trying to connect with a cat on LinkedIn.

For all you lazy d-bags, we threw together a last-minute list of last-minute, foolproof recipes for April Fools’ Day gold. You’re welcome.

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